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THIS IS THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT of Mandikins Germanotta, of Philadelpiha, State of Pennsylvania, made the year and date written below, hereby expressly revoking all my prior Wills and Codicils made at any time.



EXECUTOR AND TRUSTEE
I appoint Godga, of New York City, State of New York, to be the Executor and Trustee of my Will. If they do not survive me or are or become unwilling or unable to act as my Executor and Trustee before all the trusts set out in my Will have been fully performed, I appointJennifer Nettles, residing in Atlanta, State of Georgia, to be the...

Okay, so GIFs are fun so lets play GIF wars. What you have to do is throw shade and shit like in Jubtins Drag Race 8-)

I SHALL START THIS MADNESS








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THIS IS THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT of Jubtin, of Omaha, State of Nebraska, made the year and date written below, hereby expressly revoking all my prior Wills and Codicils made at any time.



EXECUTOR AND TRUSTEE
I appoint Lady Gaga, of New York City, State of New York, to be the Executor and Trustee of my Will. If they do not survive me or are or become unwilling or unable to act as my Executor and Trustee before all the trusts set out in my Will have been fully performed, I appointLana Del Rey, residing in New York City, State of New York, to be the Executors and Trustees...

Do you have abs? Be honest.

sorry for my pb fails....... there might be more i didnt finish fixing the gaga subalbum......... so yeah. when its 100% done ill change my fails

OK so I went to see Battleship today and it was pretty good I must say. Rihanna only said like a maximum of 20 sentences and yea.

Today I went to the doctor where he gave me unneeded counseling about my dead great grandma. He then went on to give me a lecture about school and how I should go to college. Once I thought he was done he went on to say how I should probably get a job this Summer. I was then told that I need to learn how to drive by the end of the Summer. Once he finally diagnosed my chest pains he gave me the same medicine that he gave me last time that didn't work and told me that if after I took all the pills and I still have pains to come back in. Let's hope I don't die before then. When I got home I was then...

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Mandi gets my laptop with all my fanmade Gaga collections and albums and over 1000 photos and novels and songs and shit.
Mike will get all my furniture and movies and the stuff I will buy from the BTWB.
Veronica will receive my car when I get one so she can pose suggestively on the bonnet and take photos.
Jubtin gets all my sexy clothes including my rlly expensive leather jacket that I never wear but its hawt so idgaf.
Kat can have all my Gaga's CDs and books that cost a shitfuckload
Carlo can have all my posters, computer games and...

I love you

Dear Queeny,
I think your mad. I've out posted everyone on this forum and think i might have surpassed your record from the old forum. I wonder why you haven't been on much. Have we been wasting your time? Are we not even worth a try because you know you cannot beat us? Or are you busy sucking Flopney's dick?

Answer when you can.

Your devoted citizen,
Post Whore God,
Me

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hello monsters!

i think i have everyones email except for lukass'

so everyone.. CHECK UR FUCKING EMAIL! and lukass PC me ur email address :D


that's all :P

I'd like to dedicate my 300th post to someone very special in my life. This person has been there for everything. In my opinion this person is one of the best human beings to ever exist and I mean that honestly. This person will be, and always has been, right by my side. Funny, talented, kind. This person is.......






Me.



Let's hear it for many more years of Jubtin!




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i changed it back, cause its more mandi & i am a bitch & its the name of the site.... so im like the website's bitch which werks out cause im sucha post whore

:bleh:

School's just been stressful lately + I needed to get away from the Internet. I've only been on my Twitter; nothing else. 

I've been isolating a lot lately (well I mean I've talked to people, but never really hung out with them). I've been doing lots of thinking about all sorts of crazy things. I've been thinking a lot about myself in terms of who I really want to be, how I want to appear to other people, and what I really want to do with myself. Like I said before in the "Personal Issue" blog, I've been getting guy clothes and I've been tempted a lot to cut my hair. I just feel like...

It's 5 in the morning, and I'm still on the damn computer. But I had a brainstorm....

If I were a man, I would probably be a drag queen. Because drag queens are sexual. And it's so funny because I'm a girl, and when I feel like it, Shane comes out to play.

BTW he says Hey gurls. Shane has been a bit cray lately. He hates our job with a burning passion. And he's discovered that we love blondes. (There's a girl...lol sexting ftw.) We get to see her on friday. :D Sexay tiiime.

I've been stressed lately, and extremely busy, so I haven't been eating much. Or sleeping....

Just saying.

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love you all

~Oliver

ok guys i was just sitting here wut kinda trauma or issues you all go through or w/e


this can be our help each other thread.

Mandi
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Mike
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Veronica
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Justin

We love you so much dear! Even if you'll be at work try to have some fun :)

And everybody RT this please:

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