My Last Will And Testament

THIS IS THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT of Jubtin, of Omaha, State of Nebraska, made the year and date written below, hereby expressly revoking all my prior Wills and Codicils made at any time.



EXECUTOR AND TRUSTEE
I appoint Lady Gaga, of New York City, State of New York, to be the Executor and Trustee of my Will. If they do not survive me or are or become unwilling or unable to act as my Executor and Trustee before all the trusts set out in my Will have been fully performed, I appointLana Del Rey, residing in New York City, State of New York, to be the Executors and Trustees of my Will. In my Will, I refer to the Executor and Trustee or Executors and Trustees, original or substituted or surviving, as my "Personal Representative".



CASH LEGACIES & OTHER SPECIFIC BEQUESTS

My Estate Trustee shall pay the following cash legacy(s) and transfer the following specific bequest(s) as soon as possible after my death:
25% of my money shall be donated to The Born This Way Foundation. The rest shall be evenly divided and given to my immediate family. My computer and posters will all go to Mikal. All of my CDs and my room shall be given to Kenn. Carol will get my TV. Kat shall be given my DVR box and all my cook books. Veronica will get an autographed picture of me. Markus gets all my vinyls. My phone will be given to Markus. Mandi gets my bed and any other furniture I own. Anyssa gets whatever she wants that has not already been given. Chuck gets something but it has to be worth under 20 dollars. Elijah gets a date with Corey. My clothes will not be given to anyone because no one shares my flawless size and figure.



RESIDUE
If my primary beneficiary, Kim Cattrall, of New York City, State of New York ("Primary Beneficiary"), is living on the thirtieth day following the date of my death, my Personal Representative shall pay and transfer the residue of my estate to them for their own use absolutely.



If my Primary Beneficiary is not living on the thirtieth day following the date of my death, my Estate Trustee shall pay and transfer the residue of my estate equally to my children. If a child has predeceased me leaving issue then that child's share is to be paid and transferred to their issue equally. If all my children have predeceased me without issue then my Estate Trustee shall pay and transfer the residue of my estate to Sarah Jessica Parker, a resident of New York City, State of New York.

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