Welcome to the Haus :)

k so this is a little story about the people inside my head. dont judge me

"Welcome to the Haus!" Gaga exclaimed, attacking the newcomers.

"Well, I never thought I would be getting hug attacked by Lady Gaga!" The taller newbie said, straightening out his coat.

Gaga threw her head back, and laughed.

"Danny Williams," Danno said extending a hand to shake. "Vice President."

"Pleasure," the shorter newbie said.

"Gaga and I basically run the show. Sometimes Steve helps, but he's mostly running off to destroy something," Danno said.

"Bored easily?" the taller man asked.

"We don't know. We don't ask," Gaga said.

The taller man studied Steve. "You must be Steve McGarrett. Navy correct?"

Steve was stunned. "Um, yeah... How?"

"You're posture is proper, indicating Armed Forces. Not army, because you wear too much Navy Blue. Judging by the way you're looking at Danny protectively, you're a SEAL. Also could be his boyfriend," the taller man explained in a manner that seemed like he had no trouble figuring it out.

"Who are you exactly?" Steve asked.

"Sherlock Holmes, and this is Dr. John Watson," Sherlock provided with a smile.


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it's like one big mashup of all your fandoms cept WHERES TEEN WOLF

they r in the next installment dont worry

imma add more cause im bored.

"Oh so you're the famous Detective," Danno said, glaring at him.

"Don't worry, Danny, I'm not going to steal your thunder," Sherlock began. "I'm here to only assist when you've missed something, or have gotten stuck."

John chuckled, "Only, he says."

Sherlock side glared at him.

"So," Gaga began. "Should we have everyone introduce themselves or let Sherlock guess."

"Let me guess," Sherlock said. "I'm bored."

"He get's bored easily," John whispered to Danny.

"I know that feel," Danny whispered back.

Sherlock walked up to Derek.

"You're Derek Hale. Half warewolf, half man, judging by your teeth, and the way your eyes change color when I do this" Sherlock said, laying a hand on Stiles shoulder. "The growl also gives it away. Also most of your family burned in a fire when you were younger. You have an uncle named Peter, who tried challenging you for head alpha, you won. He came back from the land of the dead, because he could."

Turning to Stiles, Sherlock said, "Your Stiles Stelinski. Unlike your boyfriend, you're all human. You play lacrosse, not well, but you made first line. You are the brains of your "pack" so to speak, and you do your research. Good boy." (that line inspired by this gif:
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Stiles just gaped at Sherlock. Derek glared.

"How?" Tony asked.

"Simple deduction Mr. DiNozzo," Sherlock shrugged. "You should read John's blog about it. It's quite informative."

After Sherlock played the guessing game and got everyone's life story correct, Gaga showed him and John to THEIR (hehehe) room.

hehehe his blog

ligit john blogs about what sherlock does.

btw more to come with this but im brain dead right now cause i just finished both my open fics

xoxo