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by Mikal 1/9/2013, 1:30 amCris woke up on a bright, sunny morning. He baked his Grandma Chuck's favorite flavored muffins, Starbucks flavored. Cris pranced his way along the rainbow brick road, over the river, and through the woods, to his Grandma Chuck's house at the top of the woods. On his way, Cris ran into a big scary wolf named Jub. The wolf said, "Give me those muffins, faggot!". Cris said, "No, they are for my Grandma Chuck! She loves Starbucks flavored muffins!". So Cris ran fast, away from the wolf, toward his Grandma Chuck's house. Once he arrived there, his Grandma Chuck appeared different than usual. Cris said, "What black skin you have gotten Grandma Chuck". The reply was, "The better to steal your muffins with, dear!". And the wolf named Jub, disguised as Grandma Chuck, stole Cris's muffins and ran off, leaving the real Grandma Chuck tied up in the closet where she belonged. The wolf named Jub had Starbucks flavored muffins all day long, and he was happy. The end.
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